Interviewer: what is your birth date?
Sardar: 13th October
Which year?
Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR
Manager asked to sardar at an interview
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.
Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend's name in English.
Sardar wrote: ' Beautiful Red Underware'
Teacher: What?
Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi
After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?
One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village???
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!
Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi
So Sardar writes, "Gandi was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanthi.
Sardar was doing experiment with cockroach, first he cut it's one leg and told WALK. WALK. Cockroach walked. Then he cut it's second leg and told the same. Cockroach walked. Then cut the third leg and did the same. At last he cut it's fourth leg and ordered it walk! But cockroach didn't walk. Suddenly sardar said loudly, "I found it. If we cut cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf.
When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted mirror. Sardar shouted, "You are trying to see my wife? Sit back. I will drive.
Sardar went in a hotel. To wash hands he went to the washbasin. There he started washing the basin. Seeing this, the manager asked what was he doing. Sardar pointed towards the board " WASH BASIN "
Interviewer: just imagine your in 3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape?
Sardar: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!
Santa Singh and Banta Singh are our Sardarji friends
Santa was invited to Banta's home for dinner, where he noticed
that his buddy preceded every request to his wife with endearing terms,
calling her Jalebi, Honey, Pyaari, Darling, Sweetheart etc. He was impressed,
since the couple had been married almost 40 years. While the wife was in
the kitchen, Santa said, 'I think it's wonderful That after all
these years, you still call bhabhiji those pet names.' Banta Hung his head.
'To tell you the truth, I forgot her name about 10 years ago.'
Achievements
Santa Singh and Banta Singh were always boasting of
their parents achievements to each other.
Santa Singh: Have you ever heard of the Suez Canal?
Banta Singh: That's nothing, have you ever heard of Dead sea?
Santa Singh: Yes, I have. Banta Singh: Well, my father killed it.
Married Women
Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife these days
because somebody had Told him that it is wrong to sleep with
married women..
Neither I Do
Santa Singh applied for an engineering position at an MNC
office in Amritsar. Reddy from Chennai applied for the same job and
both Applicants having the same qualifications were asked to take a test by
the Department manager.Upon completion of the test, the results showed that
both men Only missed one of the questions. The manager went to Santa and
said, 'Thank you for your interest, but we've decided to give the job to
Reddy'. Santa: 'And why would you be doing that? We both got 9 questions
correct. This being Punjab I should get the job!' Manager: 'We have made
our decision not on the correct answers, but on the one question that
you got wrong.' Santa: 'And just how would one incorrect answer be better
than the other?' Manager: 'Simple, for the question that both of you got
wrong, Reddy Put down 'I don't know' as the answer.And you wrote 'Neither do
I'!'
The Train Driver One train which was going peacefully on the rail-tracks
suddenly deviated from the tracks and went to the fields nearby and then
came back on the tracks. The passengers were horrified. On the next
Railway station the driver was caught :He was found to be a Sardar. When
he was questioned. He explained that there was a man standing of the
track and he was not Moving from there even after lots of honks etc. Then
authorities questioned : Sardarji are you mad! just to save life of one
person you put life of So many passengers under danger. You should have
run over that person . Sarrdar said : Exactly, that is what I also
decided, but this idiot started Running towards the field when the train
came very close!
Phd.
Banta Singh got tired of being the butt of jokes and decided to do
this PhD.Banta was looking out for a unique subject to write his thesis
when He saw a cockroach. Banta placed the cockroach on the table and cut
one of Its leg. Then he said 'WALK'. The cockroach movesforward.Then
Banta cut its second leg and commanded 'WALK' The cockroach manages to moves
forward. Then Banta cut its third leg and commanded 'WALK'. The
cockroach manages to wriggle forward on one leg.Finally Banta cut its fourth leg
and said 'WALK'.The poor cockroach could not move and lay helplessly on the
table. He repeats the same with over 1000 cockroaches. He finds that the
results in all his experiments match. Banta is jubiliant, 'NOW' says
Banta 'MY THESIS IS READY' and proceeds to write it. 'WHEN YOU CUT FOUR LEGS
OF A COCKROACH IT BECOMES DEAF'
