There were three Indian politicians Mr "X", "Y" and "Z". Once they were
travelling in a CAR, met with an accident and all three of them died.
Yama Raja was waiting for this moment at the doorstep of death.
He asks Mr "X" and "Y" to go to HEAVEN.
But, for Mr "Z", Yama had already decided that he should be sent to HELL.
"Z" is not at all happy with this decision.
"Z" asks Yama as to why this discrimination is being made. All the three of
them had served the public. Similarly, all took bribes, all misused public
positions, etc.
Then why the differential treatment?
He felt that there should be a formal test or an objective evaluation before
a decision is made; and should not be just based on opinion or pre-conceived
notions.
Yama agrees to this and asks all the three of them to appear for an English
test.
"X" is asked to spell ' INDIA ' and he does it correctly.
"Y"i is asked to spell ' ENGLAND ' and he too passes.
It is "Z"'s turn and he is asked to spell ' CZECHOSLOVAKIA '.
"Z" protests that he doesn't know English.
He says this is not fair and that he was given a tough question and thus
forced to fail with false intent.
Yama then agrees to conduct a written test in Hindi (to give another chance
assuming that "Z" should at least feel that Hindi would provide an equal
platform for all three).
"X" is asked to write 'KUTTA BOLA BHOW BHOW'. He writes it easily and
passes.
"Y" is asked to write 'BILLY BOLI MYAUN MYAUN'. He too passes.
"Z" is asked to write 'BANDAR BOLA GURRRRRR.....'
Tough one. He fails again.
"Z" is extremely unhappy.
Having been a student of history (which the other two weren't),he now
requested for all the 3 to be subjected to a test in history
Yama says OK but this would be the last chance and that he would not take
any more tests.
"X" is asked: 'When did India get Independence ?'. He replied '1947' and
passed.
"Y" is asked 'How many people died during the independence struggle?'.
He gets nervous. Yama asked him to choose from 3 options: 100,000 or 200,000
or 300,000. "Y" catches it and says 200,000 and passes.
It's "Z"'s turn now.
Yama asks him to give the Name and Address of each of the 200,000 who died
in the struggle.
"Z" accepts defeat and agrees to go to HELL.
Moral of the story: IF YOUR MANAGEMENT HAS DECIDED TO SCREW
YOU, THERE IS NO ESCAPE........
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